Writing a CV can be really annoying. You want to be professional while making it pop among other, generic resumés. Or, you could use Google Autocomplete to come up with a hilarious CV and forget about getting a job altogether. That’s exactly what this London-based author did, and we can all agree – it definitely stands out.
Aaron Gilles is an award-winning “Comedy writer.Author.Complete idiot.” (these are his words), and he’s actually pretty hilarious. He recently came up with this brilliant Google Autocomplete CV idea and the internet absolutely loved it.
According to his famous CV, Gilles is “good at nothing,” but he “can carry you”. Whatever that means. The guy, who identifies himself as a wolf, “was born to love you” and his language is “his awakening”.
I needed to update my CV so I did it all through google autocomplete and soon I will have every job pic.twitter.com/pjCBtUhtmw
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 29, 2017
We’re not sure if “the chosen one” who “once saw an elephant” will ever get a job, but he honestly “needs money to purchase apps on his iPhone”…
Thank you for your service, Aaron!
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