Do you dread going to work? Or maybe you look for ways to procrastinate at any given opportunity? If so, we might’ve found your dream job. Swedish travel agency TUI is hiring 4 ‘Professional Slackers’ to sit around and do nothing. Experience in napping on the clock is a huge plus.
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According to Insider, this super lazy job role includes hanging out in a cozy office in summery attire with zero responsibilities. The position is literally called ‘Fakeaction Specialist’.
Pay: TUI says, “Fixed salary. Guaranteed to be way too high in relation to performance.”
The job advert reads that potential employees should “Have no interest whatsoever in interacting with others and no ability at all to multitask is beneficial but not a requirement.”
“The ideal applicant takes great pride in doing as little as possible at any cost and possesses an enviable capability of daydreaming of sunnier days.”
In order to qualify for this easy gig, you should:
- Be not at all able to think outside the box
- Feel extremely uncomfortable hearing words like “productivity” and “deadlines”
- Like to sit or lie down
- Have an impressive ability to focus on your own relaxation regardless of external distractions
- Truly prioritize your own relaxation
One potential drawback is that the job takes place in Stockholm, Sweden for a fixed-term between January 22 and February 4. But, why not see it as a paid vacation?
After all, you will be expected to sit in a beach chair with your feet in the sand, reading a book or taking a well-earned nap.
If this sounds like your dream job, TUI is accepting application through January 14.
Click here to apply. No resume necessary.
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